I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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