Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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