why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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