why didn't you poke me back
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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