I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
