Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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