my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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