do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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