brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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