he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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