I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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