Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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