i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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