so that wasnt chicken after all
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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