Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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