You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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