yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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