We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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