My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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