eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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