I can't watch pbs sober anymore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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