put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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