Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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