SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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