Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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