He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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