the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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