I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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