Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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