Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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