I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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