Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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