After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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