I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
my poor anus
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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