Someone shit on the floor
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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