i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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