Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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