covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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