the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
