Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
