ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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