A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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