when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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