another moral hangover. fuck.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
