Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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