Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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