Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I could make wine with my vomit
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize
