youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I cockslap morals
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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