apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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