Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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